#I know Bill isn't a full werewolf but go with it

[chitaayakuqing]

If Lupin x Sirius is called Wolfstar, then any combination of Lupin, Bill, and Greyback should be called Wolfwolf (all three being, of course, Wolfwolfwolf)

[genesis-otto]

My headcanons of the losers favorite animals because I can.

Richie : I think that all his childhood, his favorite animal was the wolf. I mean, wolves are badass and cool. And because adhd and autism, I'm sure that he had done many research on them and was an expert. Wolves was his hyperfixation when he was little and when he heard about werewolves for the first time he was so excited because like 'I could be a wolf?!!?' Being a werewolf soon became his new purpose in life and he was waiting for the full moon every month in hope that he would transform into a wolf. He was disappointed each month. But then he get to see the horror movie with werewolves that he craved to see since a long time. He saw it with the losers and was left with a fear of werewolves and the losers had to comfort him for weeks before he got over it. He decided that wolves weren't his fav animal anymore and turned to ferrets because 'Look at them they're just like me I love them!!'

Georgie/Bill : I don't think that Bill had a favorite animal when he was little, but Georgie's was definitely the turtle. And after he passed away, it became Bill's fav too. He just felt like this animal was one of the only things that could connect him to his little brother somehow. And after a moment he realized why Georgie liked them so much. They look like tiny dinosaurs no?

Stanley : Well birds? I don't know shit about birds so I can't go any further and it's horrible because Stan is my fav-

Eddie : I think that Eddie is a dog person and you can't change my mind. It's just a compatible match. They both have a lot of energy, they're playful and I don't know how to explain it but I'm sure that older Eddie would go jog with his future dog all the mornings. Plus dogs are cleaner and they LiStEn. I'm sure that he despises cats for the reason that they're the opposite of dogs. They go in the trash, attack you if they feel like it and don't ever move their asses. I think he's a little scared of them too.

Ben : If you asked that question to Ben, he would respond to you that his favorite animal is the phoenix. But the phoenix isn't a real animal? He DoEsN't CaRe. He likes phoenixes. It's pretty, it has a beautiful meaning and it shines just like Beverly Marsh. Winter fire January embers guys. (Get him out of the library please he read to much romantasy).

Mike : Mike hang out with a lot of animals at the farm. There are sheep, cows, chickens, maybe horses? But none of them are his favorite. Not even a classic like a dog or a cat. Not even a cool tiger or a shark. No. Mike likes fishes, especially jellyfishes. Of all the animals on earth, it's these little guys that stole his heart. It doesn't do much except turning around but it's his fav neitherless. It's just calm, pretty and funny to look at.

Bev : When her dad wasn't at home, Bev would go out as much as she could. But before meeting the losers club she didn't have many friends so she would just go in some alley, take a cigarette and sit there waiting for the time to pass. But then one day, she saw a stray cat and she tried to pat it but the cat run away from her scared. So after that she began to bring food with her for the cat. The cat eventually went to her with other stray cats that wanted to eat and this became a routine where she would always bring them something to eat. They would cuddle with her until she had to get back home and wait for her to come back. They weren't pretty, most of them were sick actually because nobody was taking care of them besides Bev. But they were there. And Beverly loved them with all her heart. They were a little like her. And she would always pinch Eddie when he talks shit about them. So yeah, Bev's fav animal is cats.

[barbwritesstuff]

I really enjoyed Crying Wolf (after about one page of being a bit scared cause the words "prison" and "romance" used together can be really...not good in the hands of other people lol) so i'll be buying any book you were to publish. :D

Okay.

Story time.

Perhaps also rant time.

I don't know. We'll see where this takes us.

For those that don't know, Crying Wolf is a novel I wrote that was published in 2021. It's about twin brothers who get sent to prison for a crime only one of them committed. They're also werewolves.

You can buy it here if you're interested.

Now for the drama.

Crying Wolf is not a romance. At least, I never intended it to be a romance when I wrote it. It was inspired by the Australian TV show Wentworth (which is a prison drama) and me wanting to explore werewolves in a world where their existence is not secret.

But, peeling back another layer, it was really about me missing my sibling who I'd previously been very close to who suddenly moved to the other side of the planet, and processing some feelings I had about being in intimidating environments.

Ali's romance with Morgan was not nearly as explicit or important to the story in the first draft, and Amir's relationship with Ben was much more queer platonic.

But, I was told very unambiguously by several people, that I needed to increase the romantic elements. A lot of early readers felt the drama between the brothers wasn't enough to hold their interest.

Which is fair enough. I made the romances a bigger part of the story, but they still aren't the story. The story is still the brothers surviving a very dangerous environment while learning to let each other go.

It was, even then, still not a romance.

I never once tried to sell it to publishers as a romance. I always said it was a family drama. I distinctly remember making a point about this because I didn't want publishers to be disappointed.

But family dramas set in prisons which also happen to be full of werewolves isn't really a marketable category. Gay paranormal prison romance is.

I think this is was even more true back in 2018 when I signed Crying Wolf's publishing contract.

I noticed during the editing process that my editors really wanted to increase the romantic elements of the story even more, but that didn't really bother me. I don't think I 100% realised they intended to market it as a romance until later.

And I don't hate that. I guess I can see why they did it. And, with the edits, there is very much a romantic feel to it now. But, I still don't think it fits well within the category.

The literal climax of the story is about the brothers calling out to each other and giving each other strength from a distance, even if they can't be together in person. It's not about the kissing.

I don't know how readers feel, but that's how I feel. Especially considering how dark prison romances can be, I just don't think it fits the label.

Ultimately, Crying Wolf did not sell very well. Sure, there are a few hundred copies floating around out there, but it doesn't pay any bills. A part of that, I think, is it came out at a weird time in a weird market. COVID changed a lot of things. However, I also think some people picked it up thinking it was a dark romance and were disappointed... while others who may have liked it didn't buy it because they thought it was a dark romance.

Or maybe it just isn't the sort of thing a ton of people would be interested in. I dunno.

I still really like it. I think I did a good job writing it and reread parts of it from time to time. But, personally, for me, it isn't a romance.

It's about twin werewolf brothers being bad at emotions in a very fucked up situation.

Anyway, I'm really glad you enjoyed it, and would buy other things I publish. I hope you'll get that opportunity and I hope this sort of cleared up the marketing weirdness with Crying Wolf. 💙

[iamnmbr3]

How do you think drarry’s dynamic would be if Draco came into a creature inheritance such as a veela or werewolf?

So I enjoy veela!draco for the crack potential but personally I'm not as into it in a serious manner (though now that I said that I'll probably find a super serious veela!draco fic and end up staying up till 3 am reading it and then crying at the ending and then have to totally eat my words). I love the idea of werewolf!draco though and am actually working on an 8th year drarry fic where post book 7 Manor sequence Voldemort let Greyback bite Draco and Draco's hiding his status due to 1) shame and 2) between his last name and his Dark Mark he's already shunned and pretty much unemployable and this would only make it worse and 3) now that he didn't report it when he was supposed to he's committed a crime which could violate the terms of his parole. (And of course Harry immediately notices he's acting off and decides to investigate. Eventually drarry happens).

I really like the idea of Draco, who has all these internalized blood purest ideas suddenly having to deal with something that, according to that world view, gives him "corrupted" blood. While I think postwar he would have realized a lot of the bigotry he grew up with is wrong, those internalized ideas wouldn't go away overnight. And especially in the case of becoming a werewolf himself, the self hatred that he was already dealing with due to his alignment with Voldemort would get magnified, so since those bigoted ideas would be directed at himself he probably wouldn't feel the same need to question or reconsider them the way he would ideas about communities he's not a part of.

PLUS, Draco's exposure to werewolves included having Greyback and his pack hanging around his house. So I think he would feel even more negatively about werewolves than he did in his younger years and believe that everything he had ever been told about them being vicious and violent monsters had been proven totally true. I think he'd be terrified of becoming like that and also kind of feel he deserves it.

Harry, who spent a lot of time around Lupin obviously has a very different view of werewolves so I think once Harry found out about Draco's condition there'd be a lot of push and pull. I think Harry would probably be frustrated and maybe a bit surprised at first that becoming a werewolf actually didn't make Draco realize that werewolves are just regular people. I think there'd be a lot of back and forth with Draco struggling to get over his internalized prejudice and self hatred. I think Harry not really caring and being much more concerned with the bad choices Draco made, rather than what happens to him now on the full moon, would help him learn to accept himself and live with his condition. I think ultimately he would get to a point where he could realize that Greyback was brutal and violent because that's who he was - just like there are brutal and violent people who AREN'T werewolves - rather than specifically because of his condition. I think his internalized feelings of shame would be something he'd spend year and year struggling with though.

Conversely, I think Harry would be forced to confront a lot of the systemic problems in wizarding society and the way that affects werewolves and also be forced to confront the fact that Lupin repressed a lot of part of himself to make himself more "acceptable" in mainstream wizarding society. I really like the idea of Harry realizing that he doesn't know some stuff about werewolves. Given that Bill, who isn't even a full werewolf, apparently craves very rare meat now - and not just at full moons - I always headcanoned that werewolves actually have some wolfish characteristics all the time, like wanting to eat raw meat, but that Lupin represses all that to act more "human" and that's part of why he looks so unhealthy all the time but Greyback doesn't. I think Harry should have to deal with the fact that this is a very life changing condition and also deal with the fact that werewolves are so shunned that most of them chose to back Voldemort int he hopes of things getting even marginally better.

[20dimensionsoftangerine]

Only Oracle prophecies explained

(breaking down all the prophecies Adaine says in the fic)

"Don't worry, you'll find the ones you know you lost eventually." - Remi actually wrote this one! The intention behind it was that Riz will eventually recover the seven maidens but maybe not Adaine, since he doesn't know he lost her. I chose the happier version where he did indeed find her instead of her, you know, starving to death on the street.

"Fabian" - all their titles are linked to prophecy. Fabian's is just his name because some day he becomes his own man, unlinked to what others want him to be. Not Son of Bill Seacaster. He's just Fabian.

"The Warlocks of wealth beg for deliverance. The Son begs for glory. Begs for mercy." - Bill's warlocks want something from Fabian, Fabian fights Whitclaw for glory, Fabian runs. Adaine's intention with this is just to find something with a similar word to "please"

"Saint of Mystery, Night and Magic" - title for Kristen. Kristen becomes Cassandra's saint.

"On an island that isn't. In a garden that isn't. The librarian eternally resets." - Referencing Ayda (Leviathan is a constructed island. The Gold Gardens isn't a real garden.) Adaine says this when asked if she is a wizard, mostly to show that she does know what wizards are!

"It's Gorgug, keep going." - title for Gorgug. Do I need to explain this one?

"At the moment of glory frozen confection shall fall like snow." - at the end of the prom fight the Wish activated and ice cream rained down. Adaine says this to reference ice cream :)

"Blood dripping crown, as the legend flies the son falls." References Fabian falling after confronting Whitclaw alone. Hanging upside down from ropes, blood dripping off the top of his head. Adaine says this to be mean, referencing his lowest point.

"Cleric for the true Galicaea" - title for Tracker. References her mission to spread werewolf Galicaea in Fallinel.

"Pressure makes diamonds, pressure cracks stone. Pushing and pushing until Aelwyn Abernant explodes." - references what *would* have happened to Aelwyn. (With the torture orb and everything). Adaine's prophecies can't pick up memory wipes, those are a real wild card not supposed to happen.

"Bitch" - title for Aelwyn. Referencing past Adaine constantly calling her "my bitch of a sister"

"Licensed Investigator The Ball" - title for Riz. He was very excited when he was first called that.

"Big Sister" - nicer title for Aelwyn

"An island that isn't, a garden that isn't, a party that takes and take and brands their flesh." - reference to the party the Bad Kids have in Leviathan. ("A party" means both the festivities and their adventuring party). Adaine is using this to communicate the idea of drugs.

"A haunted manor, full of ghosts, full of love." - reference to Mordred Manor. Adaine says this as confirmation that Aelwyn is trustworthy. Part of the love.

"Archdevil Figerouth the Infaethable. King of Hell. A child surpasses parents. Surpasses and surpasses." - full title for Fig. References her taking over Gorthalax's domain.

"Rage, rage, rage, bound together for love." - okay this one was just for me. :) Gorgug, Zelda, and Ragh all start dating each other.

"Death by magic. Death by hands. Revenge comes in one strike." - Adaine can still Furious Fist murder her father :) as a treat

"Space may sperate but those bound in love will live eternal in each other's memories" - everything's going to be fine. And Adaine loves her friends and family

[ofallthingsnasty]

Omg that new capture kill post was amazing! well worth the wait😫😫😍Bill is the worst lmao

I mean considering the circumstances of this relationship, it could be a way worse situation for the reader. But I could just feel the reader's frustration with her life in the writing. She's so bitter about it all ( understandable lol) but she can't escape from this prison that Bill has made for her because he's a damn werewolf that will track her down no matter where she goes💀💀💀 And now that she already has a kid, along with Bill actively trying to knock her up again....yeah the 'JuST DivORCE HIm' advice isn't going to cut it🙃🙃

And jeez Bill is such a deadbeat lol Does he actually help out at all with the housework and looking after their daughter? I can just imagine the poor reader later on pregnant AGAIN and with one kid tied to her back, another in her arms, and little Claire throwing a tantrum in the corner, and the reader just begging Bill to please help her make dinner😭😭😭 And Bill just laying on the couch smoking a cigarette going 'nah you got this babe, but we can fuck after you put the kids to bed😘' ughhhhh what a jerk💀💀💀💀

Out of all the men you have written about, I honestly thought that local nasty man Micah Bell would be winning the award for worst husband/father of the year🏆But he's got some serious competition lmaooo😭🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️ because from your posts at least Micah does the reader the one favor of pissing off for a couple weeks/months and leaving her in peace. So I honestly don't know who is worse out of the two yikes haha. And Evan? Sure he would be a pretty good dad, but with the trade off that the reader is never allowed to leave the basement...ever...soo🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️

Sorry about the long rant😅 your fics just vibe with my brain so much💖💖

😭💕 Oh my god please never ever ever apologize for ranting in my inbox, there is no such thing!! I'm beyond stoked that someone thinks that deeply about my silly little creations 😭 And I'm glad it was worth the wait for you!! Some days I can only write 200 words because I have so little time, which complicates things so much, ack

I mean considering the circumstances of this relationship, it could be a way worse situation for the reader.

That's true, haha - if you tried to pull these little stunts with Evan, you'd lose 'talking privilege' quicker than you can say fuck off. Bill is really only that lenient because he knows you can't leave (and because it's hot to get you all riled up and then take you down a peg or two). He isn't delusional, either - he knows full-well that what he's done is fucked up but why should he care again? You're his cute (sometimes hissy) little wife, you cook, clean, take care of his children - and he can fuck you whenever he wants to, because what you're gonna do? Fucking nothing, that's right.

He has his silly little 'old man' insecurities because you're a bit younger than him and can get quite jealous, but that's remedied with making you stink of him. Easy.

And jeez Bill is such a deadbeat lol Does he actually help out at all with the housework and looking after their daughter?

With housework? Oh no, never 😭

With Claire? Kind of? He takes Claire off your hands once in a while - his secret weapon is his mother, who is a rather lovely lady, actually. That woman pities you so much, she'll even let your (future) three kids dance on her back if it means that you can catch your breath here and there. He does more with his sons than with Claire - but only to bully them into becoming "real men" (😢). He's such a fucking asshole, I'm making myself mad over here lol (Also you're spot-on with that scenario, that is him to a T 😭)

Out of all the men you have written about, I honestly thought that local nasty man Micah Bell would be winning the award for worst husband/father of the year🏆But he's got some serious competition lmaooo😭🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

💀😂 hfdjfhdsjk - Micah might leave you and the kids for weeks at a time but your finances are a DISASTER. Bill isn't the richest man in the world, either, but at least he has a stable income and with the exception for cigarettes, he actually doesn't spend much money on himself. Every penny goes to the kids, then you - he has at least a little bit of honor. (And tbh I pictured the reader-character as at least a part-time worker - as long as it's feasible, of course. I heard childcare is expensive asf in the US.) Sorry, Bill - you only get second place 😭

(Also Evan is actually a super involved, very loving father. Considering that you're never leaving the house unsupervised, that man shoulders everything. But he does it with glee. He loves his little boy. He's just an absolute freak of a husband 😭😂)

Thank you so much for this sweet ask!! You made me think of the logistics of this way way deeper than I ever thought I would lmao

[newnewyorker93]

Fic Stats Tag Game

I was tagged by my favorite @rebelmeg ❤️

Rules: Give us the links to your fics with the most hits, most kudos, most comments, most bookmarks, most words, and least words.

Most Hits: Help Isn't A Four-Letter Word (which I literally just threw together in response to a tumblr prompt, I have no idea how it got so much traction!)

MCU, Tony & Rhodey

Summary:

Howard Stark's questionable parenting tactics and Tony's refusal to let anyone know he's struggling have dangerous consequences; luckily Rhodey is looking out for his best friend.

Most Kudos: The Unexpected Consequences of Being Run Through (my only fic so far to pass 300 kudos!)

Our Flag Means Death, Stede/Ed

Summary:

Ed had been stabbed dozens of times before, but he wasn't prepared for Stede's particular approach to dealing with the aftermath.

Most Comments: A Werewolf and a Vampire Walk Into a Grocery Store... (my first fic to reach a second page of comments!)

What We Do In The Shadows, Anton/Viago

Summary:

Anton's post-full moon shopping trip gone wrong, and then right again.

Most Bookmarks: Dancing With Fire Extinguishers (it always surprises me how much love this one has, but it is sweet)

MCU, Tony/Pepper

Summary:

Tony, Pepper, and the bots watch WALL-E. It makes for an eventful movie night.

Most Words: What We Do In The Tower (co-written with @rebelmeg)

MCU, Peter Parker & Gen Avengers

Summary:

Peter Parker has been having an awkward time as a brand new vampire. But now he's got Tony Stark whisking him off to meet a whole group of weird and hilarious vampires that live in Stark Tower and maybe this won't be so bad after all?

Least Words: It's a 17-way tie for 100 words because I cannot stop myself from writing drabbles 😅 I'll go with Sharing Strawberries at the End of The World, to keep with how my answers have turned out surprisingly multi-fandom!

The Last of Us, Bill/Frank

Summary:

Bill and Frank share a sweet moment, and some strawberries, together.

Tagging anyone who sees this and wants to do it, I'd love to see what you get ❤️

[becauseicantthinkwritings]

🌙 🌓

A continuation of this

Werewolf Billy Russo x reader

Warnings: Angst

"What? Y/N isn't even my soulmate..."

Frank mutters something under his breath, but of course Billy catches it.

"Dumbass boy just got himself in so much trouble-"

"Frank, please, explain."

"You never let me tell you about the soulmate side of this thing, and that's your fault." Frank finally says to Billy.

"Haven't you noticed that your wolf's drawn to her? I've noticed, but you haven't?"

"Isn't that normal? That he would just like some people-?"

"Is it normal?" Frank counters, "has your wolf ever taken to anyone as much as her?"

He stops to think about it. Well, no, he's never been drawn to someone as much as he's been drawn to her. He's never had to urge to bite anyone else either- even women that knew what he was, he's never wanted to mark them-

He sucks in a breath, his body escalating into panic mode.

Suddenly his phone rings. He fishes it out of his pocket to see your picture smiling back at him.

Frank notices the name.

"That's her, picking up on your distress, but she doesn't know why, so she's calling."

Billy glares at Frank, fighting the anxiety building in his stomach and answers the call.

"Hey." Is all he says as he answers.

You're taken back by his tone.

"Billy? Is everything okay?"

He sucks in a breath, he feels it then, the concern, your concern.

He turns away from Frank, as if that'll do anything.

"Hey princess, I'm good, I just have Frank here listening to every word."

You giggle, and his anxiety eases.

"Sorry I made you look less macho. Just wanted to make sure you were okay."

"Why's that? Did something happen?"

"Nuh uh, just, um, just felt like calling is all." He hears you take a breath, "sorry, it's stupid."

Worry.

"Glad you called." He admits out loud.

Flickers of hope, "Yeah?"

"Yeah baby, always glad to hear from you."

You laugh, he squeezes his eyes shut as butterflies make a home in his stomach.

"Okay, I'll see you tonight?"

" 'course, see you." He responds.

You say your goodbyes and he hangs up.

He keeps his back to Frank for a moment more before turning around.

"I can't tell her." He finally says.

"You have to, else she's gonna think she's going crazy."

Billy sighs harshly, feeling the urge to hit something. His anger builds but suddenly washes away under a peaceful vibe. You. He blinks with realization. It's you. Trying to soothe him, and you don't even know it.

"I don't think I want this." Billy says out loud.

Frank raises his eyebrows.

"You're lying to yourself." He says easily.

He shakes his head in denial.

"You don't know what bein' in my head is like, Frankie, and now she's got a front row seat to everything I'm feeling?" He spares a glace at his best friend who's listening intently. "This is gonna end badly."

Frank huffs in amusement.

"It's only gonna get worse, man. The more time you spend with her the deeper the bond's gonna get. Better to tell her now than to have her find out later when she can read your mind."

Billy whips around, "That'll happen?!"

Frank lets out a boisterous laugh.

"Your- your face!"

Billy waits with a stern expression until Frank stops laughing.

"Nah, Bill, that doesn't happen, but she'll start picking up on your emotions, you'll start understanding each other more... until eventually you won't be able to tell where she ends and you begin."

He raises his eyebrows in shock.

"And you're sure she's my soulmate?"

He moves to pour himself a glass of water.

"You tell me. On the next full moon, you'll go crazy if she's not around."

"Fuck."

"Actually, Maria is what keeps me from losing control during the full moon, it's why I stopped going to the cabin."

"Maybe I should leave. You say the more time we spend together, the worse it will get. If I leave, it won't get worse." The thought makes his chest hurt.

He feels the anger rolling off Frank at his words.

"You're okay with doing that to her?"

"I don't want her in my head!" He shouts. Frank puts a calming hand on Billy's shoulder.

"I never should have bitten her." Billy says morosely. Even if he did stay, you'd leave when you realised how fucked up he was. He didn't want anyone experiencing his murderous rage, his extreme jealousy that burned his throat, his unbelievable sadness when he thinks about his mother.

It would be too much for you, too much for anyone.

You'd leave anyway.

So maybe it was best if he left first.

[thedragonweasley]

I have so many words. But I should definitely start out by addressing the fact that my brain, in it's excitement at the prospect of utilizing this facet of the potterverse to benefit the narrative of my fanfiction/personal potterverse, forgot the parallel lycanthropy holds. I try avidly to be as aware and sensitive as possible, but again my brain got excited at the notion of there being some weredragon possibility. So I will go forward with this all in mind. Also the author can go trip into a bowl of spaghetti and bite me.

Okay so these are my notes for this round, I'm trying to assess what we gathered, what we've have determined as solid possibilities and what we need answers/theories for.

So it's a virus, that is definitively what is it so at least there is that. We know how viruses attack, so should we go ahead and assume that with magical properties in the mix the virus most likely has the ability to either adhere, fuse, rewrite or become part of the genetic coding of the host?

I'm going to go ahead and say it. There are 525,600 friggin holes in her story when it comes to magical creatures so there is alot that is kind of uncertain or contradictory. But as it turns out muggles, though they generally die from the wounds, can actually survive and become werewolves. But werewolves have stated that muggles taste different from wizards and I wonder if the virus can infect anyone, but perhaps is programed to go for beings with magic. It would probably indicate that it thrives better in a genetically magical environment. We still of course don't know the origin!

So I think the 50/50 shenanigans is the biggest hole in all of this. I personally don't think it makes sense and it doesn't help our case to try and map out how that would work. I am honestly with you, when they are human they're all humans and when they are transformed they are all werewolf, genetically.

The above notion gave me a thought about the Bill thing. Why is it different when bitten by an untransformed werewolf? I wonder if they aren't transformed then maybe neither is the virus because it's genetic and it would kind of fit in with the 'when human they're all human and when wolf they're all wolf" notion. The virus is still there no matter what, butttttt genetically it wouldn't really be the full and active werewolf virus they are getting. Just the sleeping/dormant version.

And maybe that's why they only get random/poorly written side affects of the virus and someone who is bitten with the active and transformed virus doesn't. And also, when we see Bill after that attack how long has it been? Is it fresh? Maybe those symptoms are just temporary? Or perhaps permanent. And if they are permanent I would think they would be somewhat affected by the moon phasing.

I like the idea of there being something genetically different with the Weasleys and I did remember they are part of that fancy bloodline list of purebloods. I just read that technically he isn't a werewolf but the injuries sustained were cursed and that is why he has those affects... so maybe the origin was a curse!? I don't know if that tid bit helps our case or not lol

So let's see where we are - we have established its a virus, it probably has the ability to do something to DNA structurally, human is human, wolf is wolf, outside of transformation a bite is cursed and causes said symptoms. I think that's what we have determined so far!

I would love to look at this under a microscope!

Purebred German Shepards are 25% wolf

If Bill Weasley is a half werewolf, and a werewolf is half wolf, half of half is 25%. Making him 25% wolf. 

Bill shares a 50% genetic similarity to a german shepards. 

do with this what you will.